Opening scene, the dog’s not shy – how did that happen? I thought all of that food was for Paul Anka, wooo. Ewww shredded wheat. Man TJ annoys me. He needs to go, somewhere, anywhere. Rope sounds good. Basement, they have a basement? Oh good they don’t, I thought they remodeled over the summer. What’s scarey is I have worked with people who wander around telling you how to do the job and they know absolutely nothing about the job. No, don’t stop him – let him play with the circular saw! Please! Mmmmm, coffeee! hahaha someone saw her naked, lol. HAHAHA they all saw her naked. Lucky boys?! No wonder they like having TJ around, he maneuvers things so they can see Lorelai naked!
I’m so lucky, if I had a mom like Emily… we should pay Constance to successfully push her down the stairs next time. I’ll toss some money in for it.
Hmmmm why is Rory getting along so well with all of these criminal folks? hahaha, a billion grams of nicotine. That’s a lot of patches, someone should have handed her a cigarette to go with them – that would have been interesting oh and some gum, too. I liked it better when Rory was having to deal with the criminal element who had their fight faces on.
I love Paris. Really love Paris. Why is she just now thinking about what to wear to bed with Doyle? Hasn’t she been sleeping with him for awhile now? Oh yea, they moved in together. I give it two weeks and she’ll be sleeping in her old pajamas just like she did when she shared a room with Rory. Remember that yukky bathrobe, I never understood why a rich girl was wearing that.
Ah the ultimate insult – she called me Canadian! Poor Michel! Uh oh, eyes are bugging out on Lorelai… the bolt instinct is kicking in… now that line was bad, very few women can commit to a purse but a lot can commit to a man. Dumb line. Not even funny. Too bad.
OK Rory in the DAR is really bad. I don’t like it. How long can she stand this? OK this is really wrong, she put a woman on hold in order to share gossip? In the work place? Not good. Who knew that behind such a sweet face lurked … THAT? Rory has fallen so very low.
"Google – Rory Gilmore Sex Boat hahaha, wonder what happens if you really do google that? Who is going to try and find out? BTK’d? What does that mean?
Uh oh. Is Luke jealous? That dog was meant for Lorelai, he barks for pizza but not salad. Oh brother, TJ is back after a trip across the country to buy a Mystic hammer… wonder if he got some Mystic Pizza during the trip? Good grief, the dude wants to turn Rory’s room into a pork smoker room? KILL HIM LORELAI! Jewish joke, which is amusing in a politically non-correct sort of way which is maybe the only thing good about TJ – he can get away with that sort of thing because he’s so DUMB.
Yea! Lane! and that dumb boyfriend. I think she should date the geeky guy instead, he’s got more personality than whatever singer boys name is and ewww with the beard. A shout out to Pastor Tim. hahaha! Hey look at the rainbow fringey stuff! It matches Lane’s cute rainbow striped hair.
OK I think the wedding cake is ugly. Marshmallows? S’mores? YUK. Good thing I don’t do marriage – and no Michelle if you get married you cannot have a S’more wedding cake. Lorelai can bolt on men but I do not believe she can bolt on a kid, even if the kid is Paris. Anyone want to bet? Uh oh, Lorelai didn’t know about the DAR… uh oh. See, told you so – can’t bolt on a kid, neither can I.
Hmmmm how is Gramma gonna like Logan spending the night at the pool house? That is the pool house, right? Cheese rolling, just Logan’s speed. Darn, gramma didn’t walk in. If it had been Lorelai in bed with a dude, you can bet Emily would have walked in. Rory gets all the breaks. By the time classes start, duh Rory, that’s what Logan is not saying. Ha, this is sooo not going to work. Rory will hate it when everyone talks about Yale and she’s not there. (Not that I think she really isn’t going back to school or anything).
Gil and his gas pump thoughts, that’s pretty deep. Watching the numbers roll is like watching the numbers of all of the people in the world who are dying. That pretty much sums things up doesn’t it…and the price of gas just keeps going up and the numbers just keep going up. Uh oh. Gil is gonna crash, isn’t he? I’m worried, they aren’t wearing their seatbelts. Good, no crashing. Lane is bad. She told them they had no money so they haven’t been eating (Gil hasn’t been using shampoo, I bet Sebastian Bach had a hard time saying that line) and now she tells them they have more than $9000. They aren’t happy with her, even if they can make their own "Bleach".
Luke isn’t really going to offer to watch Paul Anka for Lorelai is he? He is, but after he made her babble. Uh oh, TJ has figured out he’s not really the contractor on the job. It’s not going well. Bye Bye TJ. Thank goodness. But now poor Luke has to listen to TJ whine and cry over milkshakes at the diner. Funny, Luke is pretty good at pointing out good points in TJ. He’s a craftsman – like Jesus. Please, that is a visual I didn’t need. Oh well at least it got TJ out of the diner and left him free to go up and take care of Paul Anka who has made a huge mess of Luke’s apartment. He ate chocolate. A lot of it. Which is dangerous. Is the dog going to die and it will be Luke’s fault instead of Lorelai’s?
Rory rambling about community service is not all that sexy to Logan, she should quit that. Maybe he’s going to dump her today. He’s looking at his watch. He’s got an appointment with his advisor. While Rory stays there and thinks about the trials and tribulations involved in working at soup kitchens. Not pretty.
OK last scene, we’re about to find out why Lorelai isn’t going to set the date… but first we have to talk about Paul Anka and the vomiting of chocolate and doggy ills that took all night long to deal with. Geez Lorelai, what a way to spill the news. After the man stayed up all night dealing with a dog he hates, just for you. And he’s about to make the beast scrambled eggs? The woman is self centered. And now we see Rory at Yale, feeling all left out and then she’s at the DAR looking like a fish out of water – a really miserable fish out of water. How much longer can this madness last?
Next week they have to renounce satan???? Goodness. Religion in Stars Hollow is tough.
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